Score: 7

"I enjoyed it, but I'll not replay."

submission: Dropple

date: May 20, 2008

Fun, addicting and not frustrating...this is the great goal of the game, the only thing I have to complain is about the strange interaction with the green bricks, if you hit them with too much speed near the edges, the ball will follow a rectangular path around it and fall down. This made me crazy in some levels...
For the rest i can suggest only a few more type of bricks and backgrounds.

Score: 3

"Great! A Great Game Flayed By Assholes."

submission: Platform Racing

date: May 12, 2008

The idea is good, and the game itself is relly funny. Maybe more traks. At least 20+

But the gameplay is like a showel of shit in the mouth. Bug, Lag, glithces and cheater make the whole thing unplayble.

Cheater, someone is laughing at...but how to explain people who starts during the countdown and other who complete a race without passing in some "must to do" points? (Teleport, ok, but how they use it another time in the race?)

To see some things make me willing to find a way of blasting monitors in face of cheaters...

Score: 7

"Nice tedium killer..."

submission: Rocket-Man

date: May 9, 2008

But if you improves the controls, make the missile more sensitive to imput, it'll be a good idea.

Same for the impact rules on the guy...sometimes missiles explodes on him but does nothing. It happen even on other targets as buttons and destroyable walls...

Work harder.

Score: 4

"You should return to school..."

submission: High School Hentai

date: May 3, 2008

Nice Images and the idea, but when i begun to found wrong answers, it made me drop jaw, arms and balls on the ground...
Holy shit...at least you're expected to put a bit of attention in this kind of quiz...
And for the autism, it's not genetics...and a lot of other flaws...

Oh yes, you're expected to tell what is requested to do with fucked hints...
Don't auto celebrate youreself if the final result is poor as this...
Maybe another time...

Score: 3

"Nearly unplayable"

submission: Knights Castle

date: April 8, 2008

Great game.
BUT...
Deflect is useless, and when you become a hog, ther is a good chance to lose without returning human except for few milliseconds before another ball transform you again...and again, and again...
Fix this. Or amputate you hands...
"Gaming is relax and excitement, not frustration"

Score: 5

"Fun but unplayable..."

submission: Damn Birds

date: March 30, 2008

After few levels you get covered in a load of crap, and the gun speed is not even insufficient...adjust the reload rate and maybe it'll be a good game...oh yes and i remember to you that a shotgun has a "area" of shooting not only a single bullet...

See you.

Score: 4

"Not so hard. Only frustrating."

submission: The World's Hardest Game

date: March 29, 2008

Not much to say, graphic is simple (and a bit scaly) and does his work, contact with the blue circles sometimes is imprecise, the goal is not hard to get, just look for a few moments and you will'see what to do, so it's not mind stimolating at all. The keyboard control is a unhappy choice, better the mouse for pure fun...the keyboard adds anger to anger so i broke my balls after 5 levels...yet played until the 26th or 28th i did not even remember...
Nice try but this game sucks.

Score: 2

"Played 4 times. 4 Times Jammed."

submission: Boxhead The Zombie Wars

date: March 19, 2008

First time,at level 4 or 5 i got jammed between some barricades by an explosion. And died when out of ammo. Same the second time. Even the third. The fourth times it happened I closed the game.

Fix it.

Score: 6

"Frenziedzombiesmasherbloodspillingultraviolence!"

submission: DIED HARD

date: March 5, 2008

Great to kill time.
But no more than 10 minute.
The only upgrade you need is the number of bullet.
And if you want, a pair of rapid fire.
Place with your spine on the door.
Shoot right to left, invert, repeat.
Played until lvl 41.
Then the guy willingly joined the zombie.
Bored to death.

Make bigger levels, explorable, with rooms, doors, etc.
No more than 2 or 3 weapons, it'll be only confusing.
And give a multiplier to harder zombie.
To see them giving the same score is depressing...expecially cause you need over 30k point to level up...and its'agony around lvl 40...

Retry, you can make a great game...

Score: 2

"Nice concept. Subhuman gameplay."

submission: Balloon Invasion

date: March 5, 2008

But totally flawed by the oneshot you get even by the first boss.
Not enough upgrade points.
Too high the cost for the structures, they become only a waste of money, and they do not even act as a cannon fodder to be hit instead of you.

Did you think people play to get frustrated or to relax?